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Horror High School, EDC pics, and tales of corporate horror

Sep 2


“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

I live in the 18th century. who keeps putting these messages on my printing press every night?

on a more serious note, i think the point of “blow minds, not dudes” is that you want to be known for the former regardless of your participation in the latter.  

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Aug 31
  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
  • 21 year old: I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life but at least I can have chicken fingers and wine for dinner today because I'm an adult
  • I turn 34 in a few days, and I can safely say it carries on like this. you never know what you're going to do with your life because life is not an object you do something with. it is not a controller you play a game with or a sandwich you eat. it is an ongoing event you are always in the middle of, until you get to the end. I highly reccomend trying to enjoy it as much as possible. try to stay healthy and comfortable and entertained.

never had any real curiosity about Dr Who until this.  I don;t know who this tuxedoed stool sample is, but he is delightful.  

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Like nothing's changed. Not true, of course. Everything's changed.

top row: “This  is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen!”

bottom row: “oh no, not this shit again.”

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Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

Now I want pancakes

dennys should have pancake-stealing kittens in each location!

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Horror High School: life lessons from As Above So Below

I know you’re all still groggy/hung over from summer break, so I will keep this brief and spare you the trailer.  

  1. if you have a chance to pay money to see As Above So Below, don’t.  save your money for something else.  
  2. if you have the chance to see this movie at no additional cost to yourself (like included in an existing movie service subscription) and access to strong drink, this could be entertaining.  
  3. Don’t go in the tunnels deep below anything. there’s no cell reception and nobody will know you are down there to come looking if you don’t return in a reasonable amount of time. 
  4. There are many ways to make a good horror movie.  trying to wedge little bits of Flatliners into a movie that is all Blair Witch style first person perspective shakycam with big stretches of completely dark screen really isn’t one of them.  

Aug 29
not much vary in my carry lately, with a pocket full of grails.

not much vary in my carry lately, with a pocket full of grails.

Aug 27


Well behaved women rarely make history

-Eleanor Roosevelt

Hermione is the best out of these.  if Hermione had a city full of freed slaves to protect and dragons at her disposal, I am pretty sure she’d use the dragons.  also pretty sure she wouldn’t chain them up in the basement like unwanted stepkids either.  if only Hermione could somehow educate Danaerys the same way she is tutoring Malfoy in the picture…. 

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knives & adult beverages

knives & adult beverages

Aug 25
pocket clip cousins

pocket clip cousins

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